Life without the Internet,
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Oh, Life without the Internet,
Would be oh so divine,
Playing badminton at the net,
Or swing from a vine,
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Maybe go to greasy spoon,
Or walk along the tracks,
Maybe pick some blueberries,
Sit down and just relax,
♬
Oh, Life without the Internet,
Was so much simpler then,
Sit and groom a little pet,
Feed the chickens in the pen,
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Maybe watch some television,
And click around the dial,
Maybe spin an old LP,
To bring a calmly smile,
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Oh, Life without the Internet,
Would be so easy to recall,
Going for a swim or dive,
Or just toss a new beach ball,
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Maybe cut the lawn, or shovel snow,
As seasons do their worst,
Or just lay in a hammock to and fro,
And quench a might thirst,
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Oh, Life without the Internet,
Would be like sleepy time,
Nodding off and soon forget,
These words that barely rhyme
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Oh, Life without this App n Yahoo,
So many other things to do,
Like programming and rewiring,
Then reboot to C: and GUI too,
Wish I could stay here integrating,
But it's time to bid adieu, ♫
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Oh, Life without the Internet,
is nowhere without you ... ♬