How to make a safe virus?

Question

I have an old computer that I want to replace. I wanted to spend $500 on new computer parts, but my wife doesn't think that it is necessary to replace the computer. Our computer gets blue crash screens and overheats (which leads to crashes), freezes up on chrome, and even sometimes the task manager stops responding (that's when you know your screwed). I have to restart my computer sometimes and my wife just doesn't care. She uses it for her pictures on Photoshop and the computer can't handle it. It goes so slow. So I want to make a virus to just make havoc (opening up wrong file, shutting down computer, whatever) while my files are safe and won't be damaged. Please and thank you!

Answer 1

I will not tell you how to make a virous however I can tell you that if you create a batch file and place it in a hidden folder and put in the startup folder every time your computer runs it will start the batch file. Batch files aka .bat files can be made to do anything such as open programs or close programs or restart the computer (thus looping your computer to constantly restart) or anything you want basically and batch files can be made with simple coding in windows notepad. Also vbscripts can be made to display error messages of whatever you want also written in notepad. You would just need to look up batch file coding and vbs coding. Here's a quick example. Open notepad and type the following



x=msgbox("my message here.", ,"my title here.")



Now save this as MSG.vbs and in the drop down below where you type the name for the file select all file types then save



This is how to make a simple error message it will not do anything at all. Test it out



Hope this helps. Please vote for best answer if that worked for you and your looking into bat files



Also these are not called viruses they are simple ways to ask your computer to perform tasks and this is simply for educational purposes and I am not condoning nor am I approving of the making of viruses or sharing them or anything. Best of luck hope this helps vote me for best answer

Answer 2

1) Open Notepad.

2) Write the following command which will restart your computer every time it runs the command:

shutdown.exe /r /t 00

3) Click File > Save As...

4) type "sv.bat" (including double quotes; sv means safe virus) and save the file as sv.bat to a certain location

5) Find the shortcut which she uses to launch Photoshop (e.g. Start > All Programs or on Desktop), right-click on shortcut, go to Properties, and change Target of Photoshop shortcut (Photoshop.lnk) to your sv.bat (make sure you haven't removed double quotes in Target text-field, because targets are written with double quotes.

6) Enjoy



...But, if she is a power user and can find out what you have done, then if she has some karate skills then I don't guarantee you can keep your balls in their place, if not then she can refuse any request to have sex with her and she'll just turn to sleep.

Answer 3

Virus's arent the way to go... It could delete her pictures, then you'd be screwed... Just tell her, your going out to buy a new computer. Sounds like your an adult. If you have the money, just buy a new 1...